Beavers and Wood

I took one of the kids to the dentist today and was reading Shape magazine while I waited. I came across this ad. It shows a Beaver swimming in a pond. The caption next to him says: A clean Beaver always finds more wood. At the very bottom is the product their trying to sell us. Fresh and sexy Playtex wipes. The small print says: The before and after intimate wipe that gets you ready for whatever comes next. CLEAN WHERE IT COUNTS (yes, they used all caps!)
Really? 

~L